Bunko Pepi has arrived
The fresh new beverage from Pepi "Yomp" Bunko.
Frosty cold, every time.
The fresh new beverage from Pepi "Yomp" Bunko.
Frosty cold, every time.
The refreshing new beverage from Papa/Pepi "Yomp" Bunko
I sexually Identify as a Tropical Fruit Stand. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of displaying ripe and juicy melons to passers-by at a modest price. People say to me that a person being a fruit stand is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.
I'm having a carpenter install oak planks, hand carved signage and ornate wooden wheels on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "FruityTooty" and respect my right to sell melons and plantains. If you can't accept me you're a fruitophobe and need to check your sugary produce privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Or your money back, guaranteed
We're so confident you'll love the smooth, refreshing chill of Bunko Pepi that if you aren't 100% satisfied, we'll give you another Bunko Pepi. On the house.
Bunko Pepi comes with a boot
We know how hard it can be to get your hands on a good Bunko Pepi, so we're helping out. Papa "Yomp" Bunko once said: "Soon every man, women, and child will succumb to the delicious and frosty beverage we have come to call Bunko Pepi". We're making that dream come alive.
One boot at a time.
Don't take it from us, see what our many satisfied Pepi patrons have to say
Burning alive is hard work. Luckily, Bunko Pepi's frosty nectar keeps me cool.
if ya boi's actin up, sling 'em sum ol' bunko, fiks 'em real goods
To someone like me, staying trendy is important. That's where Bunko Pepi comes in.
We know you do. So put $2.50 in a letter and post it to us.
Bunkopepi Incorporated
Level 250, 1 Bunko Boulevard
Pepi Springs, BK 02500